Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes.
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My employer reading my work experience off my resume
god telling me why she chose to welcome me into heaven
anyone wanna throw a temper tantrum just for fun
bigsavefurniture
*finishes wedding vows* don’t forget to like and subscribe
real girls flirt thru telepathy
might fuck around and break into area 51
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watching youtube videos in 2012: woahhhh 5 minutes? didn’t realize I was watching a movie buddy, haha
watching youtube videos in 2018: *sits down with a bag of chips to start a 40 minute video* let hell commence



